It's a Woman's World

Sarah's Experience at 24 Hour Fitness:
S: Hi, I'm thinking of getting a gym membership here, but I'd like a 3 day pass to test it out first.
Front Desk Lady: Oh, ummm...I don't know if I can do that.
S: Can I talk to your manager? I'm sure it's all right.
Manager: Hi there, what can I help you with?
S: Hi, I'd like a 3 day pass to see if I want to buy a membership here.
Manager: Sure, no problem! Follow me, please. The pass will be good until Wednesday.
S: Hmmm...I actually have plans on Tuesday and Wednesday and won't be able to make it in again until Thursday. Can you make the pass start on that day?
Manager: No, I have to make the pass start from today.
S: Okay, can I have a pass for the entire week then?
Manager: No problem. Enjoy your work out!

*One Week Later*

Kyle's Experience at 24 Hour Fitness
K: Hi, I'm thinking of getting a gym membership here. Can I have a pass for the day to see if I like it?
Front Desk Lady: Let me get my manager.
Manager: Can I see your proof of residency?
K: Uh, I don't have any. I just live down the street though.
Manager: Can I see your driver's license?
K: Sure.
Manager: This says you're from Utah.
K: I lived in Utah at the time. I live down the street now. My wife just got a guest pass earlier this week.
Manager: Getting a guest pass is a privilege not a right.
K: (in shock) Uhhhhh...I don't understand what the problem is. I just want a pass for one day.
Manager: Okay, fine. It's $15.
K: What? My wife just got a pass for the entire week for free and you never asked her to pay or for proof of residency. Why are you treating separate clients differently?
Manager: I don't want to go there.
K: So....you treat women better than you treat men here?
Manager: *staring*
K: *staring*
Manager: Go work out.

It's a tough world out there for men. Maybe that's why Kyle always makes me be the one to return merchandise we've lost the receipt for.